King Georgie's Warning
When Janet Jackson bared her breast
And showed she did not suffer lack
King Georgie cried, "For shame! For shame!"
And gave poor Janet a mighty whack.
When in old Saddam's Abu Ghraib
American torture ruled the day
King Georgie cried, "So bad! So sad!"
And hurried left his desk to play.
O Prince! You are not well defined
By words or looks but by the facts
For when you stand before Heaven's bar
Salvation hangs upon your acts.
King Georgie's Warning, by Julien Soleil